K is for Knifeball

An Alphabet of Terrible Advice
by Avery Monsen (Author), Jory John (Author)
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An adult parody of children’s alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead.

In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children’s alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer terrible life lessons. O is for opening things with your teeth, F is for setting Daddy’s wallet on fire, and R is for Raccoon (but definitely not for rabies).

With plenty of playfully disastrous choices lurking around every corner, this compendium of black humor may be terrible for actual children, but it’s perfect for the common-senseless child in all adults. Plus, this is the fixed-format version, which looks nearly identical to the physical book.

Praise for K is for Knifeball

“Great fun for adults. The humorous illustrations, done in the style common in kids books, greatly add to the fun.” —Geek Alerts

Publication date
November 17, 2021
Page count
Paper ISBN
File size
1 MB
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